The beautiful sun shone upon the lush green grass. A gentle breeze blew through the blades. A soccer ball flew through the air somewhere on your right. It once again flew back over head. You could tell what was going to happen before it did. The ball hit you square on the head, knocking you over onto your back. You see little stars circling above your head. You start wondering if that is possible. You thought that only happened in cartoon. You are fasinated by this little happening. You feel yourself falling into the deep sleep called unconsiousness.

When you wake up you find yourself in a totally white room. You look at the white sheet layed across your body, the t.v. across from your bed, and the nurse standing at your side.

How did you get here? The nurse starts asking you loads of point-less questions. Like where you had been and where you hurt.

You try to tell her that you were just taking a nap and you don't know why you are in a hospital. She tells you to stop exciting yourself and to get some rest. By this time you have started thinking about ways you might get rid of your nurse. Stab her with your butter knife, no, to obvious. Poisen her drink, no, she doesn't have a drink. Finally, you got it, put your honey from lunch on the floor so she slips. Now that you had devised a wonderful plan, you had to put it in action.

You ask her to get you a glass of water and some apples. She leaves the room to do your bidding. Just like a slave. You have to act fast. You pour the honey on the ground, then take your shoe and spread it around so there is a greater surface area to slip on. If you are lucky, she will have to have surgery because she broke her back. On the other hand, it is okay if she just gets a broken leg.

As she comes back into the room, she walkes to your bed. When you see her start to fall, you start laughing hysterically.

You see her rise back up, red in the face, looking angry. You try to look astonished and say you were choking on something. She stalks out of the room while you hide under the covers.

A doctor enters the room 5.3 minutes later. He asks you what happened. You say the nurse slipped. The doctor tells you there is honey on the floor. (After he tastes it). You are trying very hard to look innocent as you report you don't know how the honey got on the floor.

The doctor grabs your arm and half pulls, half draggs you out of your room. He marches you straight to the front doors, and into a car. Strangely, this car looks kinda farmiliar......

Great! Now you are stuck in jail. Behind the bars. What will your mom say? You will probably be grounded for the rest of your teenage life.

You see your mom's horrified face as she sees you behind bars. Her worst nightmares had finally come true. She breaks down crying, right in front of the police officer.
She is really starting to embarrase you. But, what can you do, you're in jail.

Your mother pays a probation fee and takes you home. As you pull into the driveway, your dad gets home from work. You know what'll happen next. You're going to get a talking too.

You are so excited to have a talk with dad! he tries telling you how bad you have been. In one ear and out the other. That is officially your new motto.

You actually start falling asleep! This is the longest talk you have ever had with your dad. Talk about quality time. You start falling asleep as you try to think of what you could blame your bad luck on.

You decide you owe it all to P.E.